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Holy shit

God's duckas.
I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.
by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011
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holy shit

Girl (12 years old): Fuck, fuck, fuck, augh augh augh!
Me (43 years old): Holy shit aughhhhhh!
by theblueytimes November 26, 2024
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.
Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!
by Holy shit jose May 25, 2022
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The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
by user31415 January 12, 2021
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holy shit

when the shit is so holy jesus comes and saves u or sum idk i never saw the movie
“holy shit my balls itch” “when?” “my balls-“ “when did i ask
by kaeflu September 7, 2022
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