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Emu

One of the shittiest Universities you could possibly attend.
Hey man you attending EMU in the fall?

Nah are you crazy? My parents aren't brother and sister?!
by Shitalkerdude September 23, 2019
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Emu Slap

Oi bro, you just got emu slapped!
by Defrag08 January 2, 2012
mugGet the Emu Slapmug.
a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023
mugGet the branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friendmug.

De-eMus ex Machina

In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.
Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.
by Jim Moak January 13, 2008
mugGet the De-eMus ex Machinamug.

Emu

Emu is so funny!
by emu's crush June 9, 2018
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EMU

Johnny: Hey, Jordan EMU!

Jordan: Haha that's what your girl did to me last night.
by Deadopspack December 5, 2020
mugGet the EMUmug.

Emu peck

When you shape your hand into the look and an emu and then use it to widen the vagina before fisting
by Emupeckkker November 25, 2023
mugGet the Emu peckmug.

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