Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human November 3, 2015
Get the Dog Shit Pursuitmug. short term for a young rich nigga
by Xynkota December 28, 2023
Get the Dog shitmug. The leftover grey, white, and black ashy residue left in the bottom of a pipe or bubbler from smoking marijuana.
by ThatGuyAlex October 20, 2021
Get the Dog Shitmug. by Truestgirl August 4, 2019
Get the Dog Shitmug. 
by atomiccrazzy October 15, 2020
Get the dog shitmug.