by johnrisser January 06, 2023
The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
by Sam6victor February 17, 2018
by Adopted spaghetti noodle January 04, 2020
Hey girl, your Outfit is al dente.
Yo brah, how was your date yesterday? - Al dente.
This ass is al dente!
Yo brah, how was your date yesterday? - Al dente.
This ass is al dente!
by AIRDMissitsEXMissitsEverywhere May 24, 2017
Hey man, I heard you were trying to get with Emily. Don't let her friendly demeanor fool you - she's actually al dente.
by DeepUltraViolet December 21, 2020
by Storyteller 6-9 January 16, 2017
The person had a DENTED view of the world as seen by his constant angry or abnormal response to almost every situation.
by Major Thomas February 18, 2018