Handy Dandy Job

When you give an over the top hand job to some guy but you go so hard that the foreskin is ripped clean off.

I gave a handy dandy job to my boyfriend.

by catrapeman May 20, 2019

yankee doodle dandy

A sexual act where one partner will perform nonlubricated and infrequent tugs on the penis at a rate of approximately 15 tugs per minute.

"She gave me a handjob but it was a yankee doodle dandy for sure."

by Captain Genki September 07, 2020

Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.

I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.

by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014

Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy

A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women.

"Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar candles!"

"I know! He's a total Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy!"

by thehipgoddess September 06, 2007

yank my doodle its a dandy

a phrase, inviting masterbation, sometimes sung to the tune of yanky doodle, often by a northern boy, to a southern bell

That ho Scarlett move up here from alabam and think she all that. I told her "yank my doodle its a dandy, bitch"

by pyroclastic flow February 11, 2009

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty January 17, 2004

lolly dandy

the act of skipping happily across an open grass field/meadow with your loved one/friend/a person you have a strong relationship with

Merk- "Ey do you want to go to a restaurant down town? It has a good rating!!"

Josh- "Sorry mate I'm going lolly dandying with my girlfriend"

Merk- "Can I join yall?"

Josh- "Sure bro!"

by Igrlle February 15, 2017