yankee doodle dandy

A sexual act where one partner will perform nonlubricated and infrequent tugs on the penis at a rate of approximately 15 tugs per minute.

"She gave me a handjob but it was a yankee doodle dandy for sure."

by Captain Genki September 6, 2020

Handy Dandy Job

When you give an over the top hand job to some guy but you go so hard that the foreskin is ripped clean off.

I gave a handy dandy job to my boyfriend.

by catrapeman May 19, 2019

Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.

I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.

by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014

Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy

A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women.

"Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar candles!"

"I know! He's a total Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy!"

by thehipgoddess September 16, 2007

yank my doodle its a dandy

a phrase, inviting masterbation, sometimes sung to the tune of yanky doodle, often by a northern boy, to a southern bell

That ho Scarlett move up here from alabam and think she all that. I told her "yank my doodle its a dandy, bitch"

by pyroclastic flow February 11, 2009

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

Smiling Dandy

While already partaking in the act of dipping, one decides to elevate their buzz to a higher level and simultaneously smoke a cigarette.

Connor: Dude, that guy is totally having a smiling dandy right now. I bet he's buzzin like crazy!
John: Yea...he's probably gonna die in two weeks.

by ayedontknow December 1, 2011