A person having a high sex drive, loathing to be touched, talked to, penetrated very sensually, a thirst like a vampire for blood.
Woman: I am a sexual creature, and he has no idea how to cure me.
Man: Wow!!! I can cure that. Ima need to buy a box of Magnums!
Man: Wow!!! I can cure that. Ima need to buy a box of Magnums!
by PutaSatanica May 5, 2018
Get the sexual creaturemug. by desire June 20, 2004
Get the woodland creaturemug. The Hardest Mutha Fuckas To ever walk out of the fruity ass town eastchesterr. Trust me These niggas are nutsss... i heard they sewed some niggas asshole closed and kept feedin him and feedin him. so be sure to steer clear of these gangsta ass Niggas..PBS
by ChaBoiw4567 March 23, 2009
Get the WoodLand Creaturesmug. a cocky religious freak (usually christian)constantly scoping out groups at public places to force there religion on them. they aproach with a friendly yet cheesy disposition, trying to be your friend and asuming theres somthing missing in your life. (also known to sneak into punk shows to express there opinion to those they think are living lives of darkness.)they usually believe any athiest or independent thinker needs to be "saved". they can be dealt with by ignoring and walking away, or crushing them with your own thoughts and beleifs, usually leaving them speechless to respond.
Christian- "You are all living lives of darkness and need to be saved"
punks- "Go home preacher creature."
punks- "Go home preacher creature."
by skank89 September 3, 2008
Get the preacher creaturemug. A post Cum Cataclysm organism adapted to survive in the cum-drenched waters of the new universe. Equipped with specialized gills and visuals, these creatures are the peak of cum adaptivity. Some Cum Creatures evolved to survive on small landmasses, gaining legs and the ability to breathe out of water, untouched by the Cum Oceans on many planets. These creatures are typically carnivores, stalking the cum shore for aquatic Cum Creatures. Due to cum being a partial life-force, some come creatures are almost hyper-natural in their biology, existing only as strange, amorphous blobs of semen, while still maintaining the ability to move.
by TheArchivist July 27, 2023
Get the Cum Creaturemug. by Oneazy January 29, 2017
Get the Ornithological Creaturemug. More formerly known as Xboxicus fatticus, the purple creature can be found lurking and creeping around most highschools. Often found wearing a purple Nike shirt, the purple creature survives by playing excessive amounts of xbox live and eating varying amounts of junk food anywhere's from Big Macs to Dr. Pepper. If you see a Purple Creature in your school be sure to call the local authorites/weight loss group or Jenny Craig for more options on how to deal with it. Please call 1-800-Jenny20.
Guy1: "Hey dude check out that purple creature!"
Guy2: "OMG! his K/D ratio on Call of Duty must be really high!"
Guy2: "Ssshhhh! Be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!"
Guy2: "OMG! his K/D ratio on Call of Duty must be really high!"
Guy2: "Ssshhhh! Be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!"
by Grizzlies101 February 24, 2011
Get the Purple Creaturemug.