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Coronavirus

Coronavirus (also known as "Covid-19"), a new dangerous piece of shit that dominated the whole world since 2020. The name "Corona" came from a beer named also "Corona". It was first discovered in 2019, from Wuhan, China. No one likes this shit, and it is very dangerous when contacted with a case. According to the Coronavirus World Stats, Covid-19 fucked up approximatively 300,300,000 people around the world (Date: 2022-01-08). To prevent Covid-19, we should wear our masks properly, washing our hands with a hand sanitizer, and keeping 2 meters of distance of each person. The world has obtained 3 vaccins for Anti-Coronavirus, first dose, second dose and third dose (booster shot) (Date: 2022-01-08). This definition was written in 2022-01-08, for now, we do not know when this bullshit (Coronavirus) will be finally over.
Coronavirus is bad.
by Dukey_Gaming January 8, 2022
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Coronavirus

That ugly virus that just had to ruin 2020 and class of 2020 ur the worst let’s just throw the whole planet away
Coronavirus is a beast and my enemy
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Coronavirus

A virus that will someday turn us all into tp hoarders.
Person: Oh, there is Coronavirus, I better go buy all the damn toilet paper.
by smertyponts April 10, 2020
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coronavirus

just a code for BUY ALL THE TOILET PAPER OR WE'LL GONNA di̶e̽͘e͛ͅe̖͆e̘̒̑ḛ̻͖eee̅e̠͙͛e͔ee̿ẽe̾̕e̡e̢̐e̘e̦͠ếèͅe̅e̩̯ͦe̓eee̳ͧḙͪ̏ee̘e
*siren noises* coronavirus
by twitch_user_datboi April 28, 2020
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Coronavirus

A virus that everyone hates because it makes us have to stay inside all day long every day, also its canceling lots of people's birthday's, and the virus was created by China.
Nick: Dude I hate China

Brad: Why?
Nick: because they created Corona

Brad: what's wrong with Corona I love drinking it
Nick: No not that Corona, Coronavirus

Brad: Oh yeah man I don't like China either then
mugGet the Coronavirusmug.

Kissing The Coronavirus

1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020

2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later
1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago
by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020
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Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.
The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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