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maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.
Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.
by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015
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Bate Quebrao

(Venezuelan) Broken Bat -
A person who does not have enough skills to perform its duty in an appropriate way
José was trying to land in a wet runway and he skid off the runway. What a Bate quebrao’
by Bunkeriano March 19, 2019
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Bates College

Person 1: “Where are all the girls? This party sucks.”

Person 2: “We’re at bates college, this isn’t exactly Arizona state.”

Person 1: “For $60,000 a year, they ought to throw in some hoe cake”
by Genius123321456654 June 28, 2023
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hate-bate

Just like hate sex, but the masturbation version.
God that bitch is so stupid. I think I'm gonna hate-bate to her.
by NotMyRealNameDerp December 4, 2010
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assist-a-bate

Hey, I need some help, can you assist-a-bate me?
by Richardgayfaggotfruit April 12, 2008
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'Bate and Switch

A strategy of pleasuring oneself wherein, when the brachioradialis muscle of one's dominant arm begins to tire, one seamlessly switches to the less dominant hand in such a way that the "flow" is not broken.

Also referred to as the Swap 'n' Pop or the Winded Bat Boy.
Cody wanted to do more than rub out an easy one, but he knew that he was out of shape and would have to pull a 'bate and switch, yo.
by HolyMackerel May 12, 2009
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jail bate

How a super horny teenager spells jail bait cuz he's getting ready to masterBATE.
That girl was super hot. Until we found out she was 14. Jail bate gets me every time!
by Kenny The Perfect Speller April 18, 2006
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