by 750 Halsey July 09, 2006
used by chavs nad townies to express something that is very funny
*also used by dudeish alternative peeps to take the piss out of said chavs and townies*
*also used by dudeish alternative peeps to take the piss out of said chavs and townies*
Example 1
chav a: ah look ma wizzle dat dude's jus' fallen down on his arse
chav b: man dat is bare jokes!!! lets go watch trisha
chav a: aight
Example 2
chav (to dude): ha. your clothes are bare jokes
dude: yeah and your mums face is "bare jokes"
chav a: ah look ma wizzle dat dude's jus' fallen down on his arse
chav b: man dat is bare jokes!!! lets go watch trisha
chav a: aight
Example 2
chav (to dude): ha. your clothes are bare jokes
dude: yeah and your mums face is "bare jokes"
by alternative dudess October 26, 2004
by andy bates July 21, 2009
Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with dentures removed thereby receiving full dick on gums contact resulting in the blow job feeling as if it were coming from a gummy bear.
1. "Did you hear about Tommy?"
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."
1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"
1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"
-Also Sean Mason
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."
1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"
1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"
-Also Sean Mason
by Joey/Dan Hillman Jason Schlack April 10, 2013
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