Underground Railroad

When a train captain drives a train into a woman's vagina.
Man 1: Did you fuck her?

Man 2: Yea, but she was loose enough to give an underground railroad.
by Skeetman69 December 06, 2008
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Velvet Underground

A 60's/70's band fronted by the extremely talented and legendary lou reed and backed by otherwise mediocre musicians and entertainers. Many claim to have been tormented as children because of their listening to the band, and thus use the experience as the driving force behind the whole "you guys just dont get me" persona.
"Hey man, Im just going to go read some Catcher in the Rye while touching myself and then maybe put on the velvet underground album and drown myself in a puddle of my perpetual sorrow."
by JFru July 11, 2008
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going underground

Related to New York speak: going onto the subway and so losing wireless connection. Usually means that the person will be unavailable for a while (even up to an hour and a half).
text message reads: "going underground"...Note: Don't give up on your friend for several days, just for a few hours until they gain a wireless connection again.
by Groverino September 19, 2012
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Wheaton Underground

your Wheaton Underground made me lose 324 lbs.
by wheaton u November 09, 2006
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welcome to the underground

a common phrase referring to the song of the same name where you repeatedly spam "how was the fall? how was the fall? how was the fall?" over and over again
hey, have you heard of this song called "Welcome to the underground? how was the fall? how was the fall? how was the fall? how was the fall? how was the fall? how was the fall? how was the fall? how was the fall? how was the fall?
by giovannicannoli February 23, 2021
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the weather underground

A secret cult of the weather men. It is like the Illuminati but better, they control the weather.
by hb831 March 06, 2015
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underground whore

A male or female who is secretly having multiple affairs, that are unkown to everyone else. The only people that know of the secret are also underground whores that are involved in the affair with another underground whore.
*Donald decides to pry and look at some Katie's diary that contains personal information regarding her skanky love life that would be unknown of otherwise* Donald's response is: "Damn this bitch is an underground whore!"
by KBiscuit March 30, 2011
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