Thomas

Thomas is a piece of shit, he’ll lie cheat and manipulate you in every way possible and in the end he’ll either blame you or his “rough week”

“He do you know Thomas”
“You mean that cunt that my friends were right about? Nope never heard of him”

by Anonbish October 24, 2019

Thomas

A dick who try's to flirts women everyday and fuck them as if they are his sex toys.

"Say no to Pornhub"
-Thomas the pervert

by Whenthenightfalls February 2, 2017

Thomas

Usually a white male. Most generally uses being in college as an excuse to not admit that they are an alcoholic. Averaged sized penis.

Fred is being a Thomas, He is drunk again and it 10:00 A.M

by Pary369 February 19, 2017

Thomas

Is usually a smart bass, and is mostly over his head. (Like me).

Person 1; Do you remember that guy yesterday day?
Person 2; Yeah, he was such a Thomas.

by Yomama2310 January 23, 2017

Thomas

The best sex you'll ever had along with the best damn intellectual you'll ever meet. This boy is contagious, and you want this fever.

Holy shit, she's dating a SUCH a Thomas.

by Bdehaven August 18, 2016

Thomas

Basically a well rounded animal that comes out at night to find weed. They are quite friendly unless u step on ther shoes .Then all bets are off cuz Thomas's come equipped with Pokemon socks that will kick ur ass hard.if u ever encounter one it's best to just stay out of it's way and offer it backwoods or weed.

Damn He Thomased the shit out A him!

by Burnt potato June 10, 2018

Thomas

Thomas's usually have black hair and love cars, they get girlfriends pretty early and easily. they are good or were good at certain subjects at school . Most Thomas's are rich and good with different tech.

Thomas took me to the movies.

by Nyan Cat 2340 November 2, 2017