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The Depression Trifecta

marriage->pregnant->military, and back to the beginning

typically found on the facebooks of people you went to high school with
Example 1:

haven't you seen X's facebook? she posted about getting married, shortly followed by announcing her pregnancy, and now her husband's heading to boot camp!

Example 2:

Person A: "shes a momma now"

Person B: The Depression Trifecta Its All Over Fakebook Ant Ya Heard?
by Dustin69 September 18, 2020
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tearing trifecta

When three guys have penises above 7.243 inches and penetrate the anal cavity without lube.
Girl: Hello
3 guys: Are you ready for the tearing trifecta?
Girl: What?
3 guys: Prepare your anus.
by Analpenetrator96 March 21, 2016
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trifecta fucked

when one is crossed, high, and drunk. typically at a party, typically causes one to be in a state of death.
by saladxass June 15, 2018
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Venereal Trifecta

Venereal Trifecta: noun;
1.) Refers to 3 random venereal diseases obtained from the same sexual partner (typically female) during the same encounter.

2.) May also refer to the condition (usually negative) of one's genitalia.
Def 1: Man, stay away from Mary, I fucked that skanky petri-dish with legs last week and got the Venereal Trifecta; Chlamydia, Syphilis and the HIV!

Def 2: Did you see her cunt? Total Venereal Trifecta; Foul smelling, hairy and meat curtains! That bitch is so skanky that the crabs in her pussy are hanging themselves from the string on her tampon!
by arrogantfu(k June 19, 2010
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Terrible Trifecta

The group opposing a group of Terrific Threes.They aren't as awesome as the Terrific Three.

Just like the Terrific Three they can be anyone in your daily life. 3 co-workers, 3 students, 3 teachers, 3 customers, 3 friends or any 3 random people.
Mr.Rosenfeld,Mrs.Catherine Roddy and Mr.Ceasero are the Terrible Trifecta in this school.

Lacey,Stacey and Tracey are a Terrible Trifecta that hang out at the mall every Sunday.
by CathisaCAT March 29, 2009
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Trifecta Virgin

Somebody who has never had sex, drank alcohol, or smoked marijuana.
At the beginning of college, Brian was a Trifecta Virgin!
by Shlynn_shady April 6, 2017
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Trifecta Bust

While masturbating, just before cumming, take a hit and pound a beer (must be a glass bottle) and exhale during climax.
I tried the trifecta bust yesterday when I was yanking it.
by da trifecta May 14, 2011
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