fall up the stairs

a phrase used as a roast. commonly used when being a bae snack.

caroline: why don't you just fall up the stairs
larkin: fall up the stairs? ok?

by HAWTMUFFIN MRS SARTORIUS May 8, 2018

stair's

weird because i looks scary she is wearing white clothes like scary movies

the girl is creepy in stair's

by SuperLI March 10, 2017

Pogo under the stairs

A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object

Oh wow my date gave me a pogo under the stairs...it was amazing!

by Whiskeytango January 11, 2021

Stair-Patrol

When that bitch is evil eying the stairs making any girl you bring up feel guilty

"Dude, Jessica was on Stair-Patrol so I had to fuck in the side yard instead."

by YESSIRR!! August 7, 2013

Stair dumper

A most vile habit where a person removes their pants and leaves a dump on the top of their friends stair case and then leaves it overnight for the friend to clean up.

"Jono Whitby had a dump on his mate stairs"
"Ew, What the fuck. He is a right stair dumper"

by ws1992 December 19, 2011

Stair pigeon

Someone who sits in stairways, blocking the ability of others to use them for their intended purpose. Applies particularly to double-decker transit vehicles, such as Metra trains in Chicago, IL, USA.

The lack of available seats on the train caused some passengers to become stair pigeons.

by MetraRider March 4, 2011

Man Stair

Gather your mates, as many as possible.
Find a stairway, position yourself's in this particular way to perform a 'Man Stairway'.

You must drop to your knee's face the heavens and the following male behind doing the exact same but pointing his penile evacuation to the direction of the man's face below facing the heavens, continue this until your have achieved pure man stair bukkake heaven.

Only then you have achieved a 'man stairway'!

Danny: man i really cbf walking up these stairs...

Fill: aw bro you havent seen a flight of stairs till youve seen 14 guys performing a man-stairway on it....

Danny: mate i joined a man stairway last week and i havent been able to swallow right for a week

by KIT, BAM BAM March 6, 2011