Crusty Snowman

When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.

When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

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salty snowman

When you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the ejaculate freeze.

Yo, Sam passed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.

by ZmanEnterprises April 17, 2017

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Summer snowman

When someone is so pale white that they can't get a tan if they tried, even in the summer time

Guy 1: Dude, you're white as all hell.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I'm a fuckin summer snowman

by Vermus May 04, 2018

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Mexican Snowman

The act of shoving, thrusting, or injecting with force sand and ice cubes into ones vagina. Some have called it the Egg McMuffin of anal blasts. A Mexican Snowman was first seen in Paris Hilton's slutty pussy. Commonly used by women (and in rare occurances, men) of the Ginger breed.

-Common side effects of a Mexican Snowman include itching, queefs, wetardz, bein a bitch, depression, internal bleeding, impregnation by Satan, and drinking out of cups.

Frosty the Snowman was on a vacation in Mexico when J-Lo asked him if he wanted a Mexican Snowman in his icy vaginal cavity. "HeHeHeHwooaah! Why sure my feisty little gorilla girl!" said Frosty as the ho thrusted the sand in there.

by I am batman. January 19, 2012

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