Shelby

Shelby, extraordinary bright and intelligent woman. Possesses arresting beauty and disarming personality. Shelby, has a warmth that immediately cuts through barriers and makes one feel totally at easy and on the level. Shelby gives someone she meets the benefit of the doubt. A Shelby is a confident person with and interesting sound. She exudes womanly affection and has the uncanny ability to charm the sox off of anyone meets. Shelby is driven, efficient, and reliable. Shelby is absolutely stunningly gorgeous in every way. A man's dream girl.

My goodness, did you meet and see that Shelby? She lights up the room! I know. She's off the wall !!! I want to get me some of that Shelby.

Hay dude, not so fast.

Everybody knows you don't fuck with Shelby. She doesn't like to be fucked with and is not afraid to tell you so.

by fallalobo April 24, 2011

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Shelbi

Loves Jason Castro, who is her long term, serious, true love boyfriend, likes purple, sparkles, and sour razzles.

Will make cream of your face.

Knocks lamps over repeatedly.

Hates ugly, jiggly whores that let guys jizz in their eyes and then try to demean other peoples lives.

Quite enjoys a nice pair of slacks.

Killed a guy with a trident once.

Shoplifts frequently.

Spends all free time on Castrocopia.com

I heard that the girl that gets Jason's pantz all to herself is Shelbi.

by Shelbi93 October 21, 2008

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