An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).
"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
by (BIGH) October 24, 2023
Get the Gorlock scalemug. by SirMeowington5 November 15, 2016
Get the kardashian scalemug. When someone rates the looks of the person they're having sex with (1-10), higher than most people would say. To make it seem like they don't bang ugly people.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
Get the Joubert Scalemug. A scale that measures the severity of a male's negative characteristics; method of measurement for a male's 'prick-like" behavior.
by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen October 30, 2014
Get the Prickter Scalemug. A scale used to rate members of the opposite sex,accompanied by forming the thumb and forefinger of both hands into 'L' shapes and raising them in a series of stages while saying Fhi-h-h-h-it! up to a maximum of 5 times.
The scale:
1. Fit: attractive, would happily go out with.
2. Fhi-it: Very attractive, would boast and show pictures to friends if going out with.
3. Fhi-h-it!: Extremly attractive and totaly out of our league.
4. Fhi-h-h-it!!!:'(: Supermodel, someone we'll never be allowed close to.
5. Fhi-h-h-h-it!!?!?!: Impossible, people just arent made this good.
The scale:
1. Fit: attractive, would happily go out with.
2. Fhi-it: Very attractive, would boast and show pictures to friends if going out with.
3. Fhi-h-it!: Extremly attractive and totaly out of our league.
4. Fhi-h-h-it!!!:'(: Supermodel, someone we'll never be allowed close to.
5. Fhi-h-h-h-it!!?!?!: Impossible, people just arent made this good.
Hey Dave, what would you give that girl over there by the bar, in the pink top?
Wow! she's got to be at least a high two on the F.I.T. scale, wait untill she turns round.
Wow! she's got to be at least a high two on the F.I.T. scale, wait untill she turns round.
by DC Gray September 20, 2008
Get the F.I.T. Scalemug. person 1: Yo did you see how hot Amber is in that dress?
person 2: Yep, she's an easy 1 on the Charlie Scale.
person 2: Yep, she's an easy 1 on the Charlie Scale.
by Massacre_All_Furries October 18, 2019
Get the Charlie Scalemug. The number scale that rates the magnitude of the poop that one took. Much like the Richter Scale, 1.0 being weak and 10 being EPIC.
by Cockmcgee May 21, 2009
Get the Shitcher scalemug.