Oliver an absolutely stunning godlike guy. He’s as chiseled as a greek god and has a bigger dick then Marton and Barnabas it’s as if he had a 4 leg. He’s the best thing that could happen to you your mom and your dad.
by person174893 April 10, 2023

Olives are the best, you find them with feta cheese and garlic shoved inside and if you don't like them you are going to hell :))
by Ieatolivesallday March 6, 2020

The most amazing person ever created. Everyone wants to be like him. He can get a girlfriend whenever he wants. Although he is always mistreated by his brother, he is still the coolest person you will ever meet.
A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.
He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.
A saint.
A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.
He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.
A saint.
by lawlwhocarez September 25, 2010

by Topshaggerwill August 14, 2018

Wow Oliver you're the best
by Fire band 34 July 5, 2017

Oliver (pronounced oli-vah, in this context) is a fairly new term originating from the suburbs of London which describes a boner which exceeds 100% intensity. It is rarely achievable for your average young male, but a virgin married man on his honeymoon often experiences an oliver when having sex with his wife for the first time. Olivers tend to release huge ejaculations.
James: so did Lydia get you hard last night, then?
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!
by Oliver twistopher the eighth July 23, 2017
