It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023
Get the It’s not Ogre yetmug. by Fred the king January 31, 2024
Get the Ogreingmug. When somebody acts extremely dumb in a video game or in real life. It also is the embodiment of being the best dank meme alive. Can be compared to an onion.
Guy 1 “that guy over there was playing like such and ogre. We already won”
Guy 2 “it’s not ogre till it’s ogre”
Guy 2 “it’s not ogre till it’s ogre”
by Ogreboi420 September 11, 2018
Get the Ogremug. John: "That clarinet player was really meaty ogre"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"
by Mimuxus August 3, 2023
Get the meaty ogremug. 
A greasy nigga who never showers
by Ogremuncher November 18, 2019
Get the Trench ogremug. by Toxic Ogre July 5, 2023
Get the Toxic Ogremug.