Jesus

The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.

But... they forgot one thing...

His boots had Curse of Vanishing.

Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.

by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020

Jesus

Somebody who does the t-pose on a giant cross and supports T-series.

Hey see that indian guy over there? He is a Jesus.

by julianlake March 5, 2020

Jesus

A kindle fire charger with ears and a tail that sings for you

"Do you own a Jesus?"

by theonlygrlwhoowndatwrld2872 November 13, 2020

Jesus

Jesus
Je sus
He sus
wait- your sus, don't you already know who he is?

Among us player: Is jesus sus?
Me: Yeah Jesus is sus.
Joe: He sus!

by a black girl on the internet November 29, 2020

The Jesus

A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns

Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..

by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020

Jesus

Some kid i met while playing Fortnite. Quite a nice guy

"Hey Jesus you're in the zone"

by SnO-b December 15, 2020

Jesus

Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.

Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.

Jesus is the one not to mess with.

by Lil_litt_boy November 18, 2018