ILLUMINATI

Jordinly Renee Barker and Jesus Herod Christ as the one world government of the future. They're GOD together male and female 1 god (Jordinly is Jesus Christ). They're also basically every celebrity that exists and PLEIADIAN starseeds. I know and believe that this is a gift from Jesus to his wife. His wife is very nice and included everybody by making it the one world government. Coming Soon is what they say.
by Anonymous.411 May 15, 2023
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Illuminati

This is a Chatah word for illuminated.

This is the Christianity of the Americans - Chatah kingdom /Redindians, it was taken from the Oldest Bible, HERBREW 10 VERSES 32 That believes that Jesus Christ is the only son of God, he was crucified to give us salvation - Illuminati And was risen on the third day to give us the joy of salvation and have gone to prepare a place for believers in Heaven his father's throne is.

This is also the culture, tradition and the legal system of America.
I am Illuminati Christian.
Illuminati rules the world.
Illuminati saved us all.
by Jackson Monilium February 14, 2021
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Illuminati

A Dorito chip that went rogue and gained supernatural abilities to brainwash the masses of people. Due to this, it has caused many victims to make religions based off the supernatural Dorito chip, worshipping it, and went as far to blame many unexplained events in history onto the Dorito chip, also claiming that some brainwashed victims turned into reptiles. Some people even put it as an image on the back of the dollar bill, as a remembrance of the Dorito chip's bravery to think for itself. Later, many called the chip the Illuminati.
Brainwashed victim: The president is a friggin reptile because of the Illuminati!!!!
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.
by BobWade1234 April 25, 2022
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The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.
I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...
by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023
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illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk
I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.
by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017
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illuminati lil pump

Illuminati is a song by Lil Pump and Anuel AA that went viral and got a lot of hate
Person 1: have you heard illuminati Lil pump X Anuel AA ?

Person 2: yeah men is a piece of shit

Person 1: shut up the fk up its a great song esskeetit brrr
by Yessir 123 November 24, 2021
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