Gossip Read

Used when relating possibly non-factual information you read somewhere.

I gossip read that the Microsoft layoffs are mostly in the marketing department.

by HeyEbeth January 18, 2023

Global gossips

A group of obsessed men who want to be Internet Dolls. They can’t spell and are so desperate to be cool. Nobody knows them.

We’re like global gossips, we need to fix that.

by KJJJJJJJ October 9, 2021

jussie gossip

Gossip that is accepted by the public and media regardless of credibility.

That sounds like jussie gossip to me.

by VegansAreAnnoying March 23, 2019

gossip

A backronym of Indonesian origin standing for "Gerakan Orang Suka Sirik yang Ingin Perhatian," which means "the movement done by envious people who experience some sort of thirst for attention".

I can't believe the gossip going around; it's just a bunch of jealous people wanting the spotlight!

by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025

gossip train

What gets run on you when you get drunk at a company outing, mess up at work, or even have something beneficial happen to you. Gossip used to be spread slowly at the water cooler, but emails to half a company is the main mechanism by which this gossip is spread. The occurrence of an event can be spread to everyone you don't want it to to within 5 minutes of the start of the work day with a single email.

By 8 a.m., all of the secretaries at work were running the gossip train on Jim when he got drunk at a company outing on Friday night and felt up the boss's wife and made out with the back of her neck after he puked in their washing machine.

by TheGreatAus September 17, 2012

gossip granny

Always wanting the gossip. The lates hits and latest couple

KOSTA:Any news today?
KEELY: your such a gossip granny.

by I am me don't judge March 14, 2016

Gossip Food

A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.

She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.

by ForgetMeKnot! June 27, 2019