on top of the fridge

answer to any question that one

A:doesn't know the answer to

B:doesn't want to answer for the purpose of keeping the asker in the dark about information

C:wants to give a fake answer to for comedic purposes

(example for A)
teacher- "What's the exact population of Uzbekistan?"
student- "on top of the fridge

(example for b)
kid- "hey yo ma what am i gettin fo christmas?"
ma-"on top of the fridge"

(example for c)
Guy 1- "Hey dude when's the band meetin up to play the gig at the coffee shop?"
Guy2- "On top of the fridge."

by loginabox22 November 22, 2009

fridge suck

Term originated by bike mechanics, for the force of nature that causes small objects dropped in the vicinity of a refridgerator to be drawn underneath it, out of reach of human hands. Valuable items and irreplaceable mechanical parts are particularly prone to fridge suck.

Person #1: Can you hold on this vitally important bush while I grease up the flange? Don't drop it, it'll get caught in the fridge suck.

Person #2: Sure, I- Oh. Bugger. Did you see where it went?

by greaseforbrains May 30, 2006

Opened the fridge

To expel a particularly textured and aromatically rich brand of flatulence, the smell of which brings to mind the distinct odor of food gone bad emanating from a freshly opened fridge.

Clear out everybody, Betsy just opened the fridge!

by The Paul J February 23, 2007

Chill as a fridge.

Chill as a fridge.- 1.The chillest you can be. 2. It is the definition of chill. Why is a fridge chill? because they chill things. Therfore the chillest you can be is a fridge.

Hey man you know that Eric guy? Yeah man of coarse hes chill as a fridge.

by Zach Splittstoesser December 27, 2009

beer fridge

A second refridgerator, usually kept in the basement or garage of a house

There's another six pack in the beer fridge downstairs.

by nick_g June 22, 2011

fridge monkey

a little person that you can carry to the fridge to get a beer while still having intercourse with them.

"that girl i just met is a total fridge monkey"

" he likes em small and fridge monkey like"

by chiefyboy April 1, 2009

burrito in the fridge

Similar to "elephant in the room".

A metaphorical idiom for an obvious truth that is being ignored or goes unaddressed.

"Hey Robert? I think we need to talk about the burrito in the fridge."

by rotatingrocks February 1, 2012