A guy/girl who you like but you already have a crush. So it's basically a backup if your crush rejects/leaves/hates you.
Guy A.: I like her, she's cute but I already have a crush.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.
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I stiff armed grandma on the way to the kitchen to get a gulp of milk because I had a milk emergency while eating a brownie in the basement while playing minecraft and jerking off.
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