soup dumpling

A thin-skinned hothead.

"Anyway yeah so, she teased him like one time about the Raiders game, and he just *went off*"
"Hahaha Bruce is such a soup dumpling"

by wly_cdgr April 29, 2014

Caramel Dumplings

When you have really bad diarrhea and it comes out as a semisolid/semi liquid mush. The shit will have distinct walnut-shaped lumps a dark yellow hue and, occasionally, will have spots of red mixed in, depending on sexual orientation. In the likely circumstance an oily ring is left around the bowl of the toilet after flushing, do not panic. This is only a side effect of your horrible diet. Other terms that can be used to describe this situation are "Swedish Meatballs" or "Mommy Made Pancakes".

"MOMMY MADE PANCAKES!!!"

"Dude, really!?"

"Yeah, just cooked up the meanest bowl of Caramel Dumplings ever. Took three flushes for the water clear up."

by Supermanz34 October 22, 2014

Russian Dumpling

The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.

Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.

by Dr. Gary Mustard September 6, 2017

Dollar Dumplings

A slutty girl you can find anywhere.

Yo lets go get them dollar dumplings

by 8C Crew May 17, 2011

turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

Silly Dumpling

When you or another person take a shit in an inconvenient place.

"Dude, Jake just left a silly dumpling in your parent's bed!"

Andy Samberg took a silly dumpling on Deborah's desk in Like a Boss.

by PsychoMeowmix August 14, 2011

Sissy Dumplings

Sissy Dumplings are when you don't wash out the cum out when you've been barebacked, and then you take a jizz-grated shit

Mikochin was bricking Sissy Dumplings

by Fleet monkey February 3, 2020