1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.
2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.
2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
by glandcyclops October 17, 2008
stubborn fecal matter that remains attatched to its toilet doner... Rests suspended above toilet water until its grip has weakend enough to drop.
Sorry I took so long.. I had a hanging dumpling that just wouldnt quit .... took a few minutes for me to shake that one out!
by Killa Caleb January 13, 2011
The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.
Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.
by Dr. Gary Mustard September 06, 2017
The act of coiling your penis into your foreskin and then proceding to urinate or ejaculate inside of it.
by SMSHAM December 06, 2011
1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.
2.A general insult to anyone.
1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling
by Word Master123 August 24, 2006
Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.
Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.
Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.
Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.
Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.
by kshitty October 29, 2008
"Dude, Jake just left a silly dumpling in your parent's bed!"
Andy Samberg took a silly dumpling on Deborah's desk in Like a Boss.
Andy Samberg took a silly dumpling on Deborah's desk in Like a Boss.
by PsychoMeowmix August 11, 2011