willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat
Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!
by Dwreck November 14, 2018
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Dirty bruise

Bruises that occur with rough, wild sex. Grabbing, pulling, bighting (nibbling), ECT.
Baby I'm feeling frisky, I want to wake up with "dirty bruises"!

I want it so rough that I have "dirty bruises"!
by TiGhT*wOuNd&HeLlbOuNd February 22, 2020
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booze bruised

Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption
My uncle is a booze bruised alcoholic
by Raygun13 December 20, 2015
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Goalie Bruise

Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.
in a sentence:

1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"
by Soul_Invictus April 06, 2021
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Bruises

Bruises is a song by Reneé Rapp.
She wrote it because she had sex with a girl on her friends couch and when she told him he was like reneé wtf and she was very hurt by that and so she wrote bruises.
bruises... justice for reneé and lesbian sex
by goodtitsbigheart July 21, 2024
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smash bros bruise

Shoot, i got a smash bros bruise
by The only pug July 17, 2021
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Bruising

Taking a large, potentially fatal amount of prescriptions
"How many oxy's did Brent take?"
"Idk like 7 or 8"
"Damm, he's bruising"
by Big stank January 05, 2020
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