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Slow blow

A methodical and extremely pleasurable slow blowjob. Always worth it no matter what the cost.

(From an episode of Blue Mountain State.)
She's crazy and beats me when she's drunk but I got a slow blow so it was worth it.
by Lesgomes November 14, 2010
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slow roast

n.

A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.

v.

We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
by The Commodore July 20, 2007
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Slow-Run

A panicked split second decision a person makes at a street, cross walk, or parking lot. The person usually begins the first two feet in a hustled running motion only to precede swinging there arms in full motion as if they are running, but still moving at the speeds of a person walking.
Pedestrian: Oh no a car is coming but I have to walk across to get into Walmart! I better wait. Or should I run for it?? Time is running out I am scared.

Person in car: (gives the hand wave for pedestrian to go ahead)

Pedestrian: (Looks like a triathelete mixed with an old geezer as they slow-run the next six feet)

Person in car: (rolls down window and yells) What the hell are you doing? You are running the same speed and the person walking next to you idiot!
by mikethegreat26 February 5, 2015
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Slow Peel

When a male gets up from a sitting or laying position and the scrotum is stuck to one of either thighs and as he stands the scrotum slowly peels away from the thigh.
Hot and sweaty days are known to increase the likelihood of a slow peel.
Adam stood up and slowly shifted his weight to quicken the slow peel of his balls from his thigh.
by StonedHippy April 5, 2010
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short-but-slow

A multifaceted PS4 player known for destroying squads and knifing weak players (neav).
That player short-but-slow is a true badass.
by litoville February 1, 2018
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Slow juice

Slow juice mean that your worse than STUUPID like you actually have no brain
Mom: what 5x5
Son: 97
Mom: you fucking slow juice
by Wp._Shiz December 15, 2019
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Slow draking

The act of listening to emotional music that reminds you of that special someone who treated you wrong or rejected you. Referring to the emotional style of the rap artist Drake an includes songs such as "Shut it down" by Drake, "Icebox" by Omarion, or even, "Buzzkill" by Luke Bryan; all song you can "slow drake" to.
"yo what are you up to?"

"just slow draking man, I was in the club lastnight and I saw homegirl. We made eye contact and it just brought back all this pain. I needed to relax."
by Tabor'd May 17, 2013
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