Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020

thai take-out

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.

Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.

by unicornjiz October 2, 2015

Sup baby take me out to dinner

Ayoo

Person 1 what do you wanna tell Joe Biden right now
Person 2 sup baby take me out to dinner

by Somebody is watching me February 3, 2022

Ordering Take Out

Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.

Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.

Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.

by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011

take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase

Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch

by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023