takeout queen

An annoying transsexual male who enjoys "taking-out" or exposing her penis, often with pompousness and pretentiousness.

That takeout queen posted another irritating video of her substandard cock.

by J dub deuces January 19, 2017

Takeouted

The slang term for ordering and receiving takeout food. Usually used by bros, people with stutters, and phones that make you misspell the word "takeout" or "talented"

"Yeah bro, we totally takeouted the best Chinese last night, dude."

by BadumPsh August 18, 2011

takeout and makeout

Ordering Chinese food and making out all night.

Me: Tyler and I got in a huge fight, but it's better because we had takeout and makeout last night.
LeQ: takeout and make out? Nice. I'm using that.

by Sublimely August 22, 2016

bachelor takeout

When a bachelor orders a lot of food to improve solitary weeks.

Pete was going out to the cottage with his girlfriend, while Lorenzo ordered Chinese food for the fifth time that month. Lorenzo is always single and orders take out from restaurants habitually - bachelor takeout.

by J Cc April 20, 2022

stakeout takeout

The food you get to eat in the car while you stakeout your ex's house.

Luke likes to load up on stakeout takeout Whoppers before parking outside his ex's building.

by Ima Ruvzmachine December 22, 2008

the takeouts

One of the best loacal Ska bands that ever lived. orginated in Derry N.H.

loved you guys

Man oh man how i miss the takouts

by zac hansons gal August 4, 2004

Tokyo Takeout

While receiving pleasurable oral from the hot asian hooker you paid fi' dollah for suckie from, the hooker stands and takes out the penis s/he's been keeping tucked away, slices open your scrotum, nuts on your nuts and wraps them up again like a to-go bag.

Jay: mmm, I like that.. wait, what are you doing
Hooker: *Takes out dick in a shanghai surprise*
Jay: WHAT THE FUCK! NOT AGAIN!
Hooker: *Scrotal slashes and nuts on Jay's nuts then wraps them like a to-go bag*
Jay: AHHHH!!! I didn't want tokyo takeout god damnit!

by Jesus Smabba November 2, 2009