taint

In speech: isn't quite, shouldn't be but is, a slight ly distasteful example of/or isn't of something.

In human anatomy: a part of the physical body that defies description or definition. an area of the body that is more of an ambigous thing

Oh man, it just taint right! Almost but, it shouldn't be so, er, uh, little!

Ugh! Your taint's showing, man! Cover that thing up that disgutin' thing!

by SmokeyJoe January 5, 2005

To Taint

Verb-Taint.

The taint(n) is the area between ball sack and asshole. The verb "to taint" comes from the act of placing an object on the "taint" area and rubbing it. This act will cause the object to smell and/or taste like the Taint.

I totally wanted to taint his breakfast this morning after he was a total dick to me last nite.

by domi johnny April 13, 2010

taint

the area between your penis and your testicles

Cory enjoys licking David's taint during computers class.
Cory is a taint licker.
David's taint is moist from Cory tossing his salad.

by billy hamilton November 16, 2006

Taint

the part of a man that touched all of Almen's stuff.

Booty: Did you eat the baguette? It was no TAINTED.

Dallas: I thought it was just Almen's BREAD. NO!

by taintmaster2010 October 5, 2009

taint

A guy's taint is the area between his asshole and his scrotum with an intoxicating smell that produces an instant boner.

I like to smell Matt's taint when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner!

by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021

taint

the area of the crotch which separates the genitals from the ass-crack.

It t'aint the ass, and it t'aint the pussy. It's just the ever-sensitive taint. It's its own thing.

by championyx January 11, 2010

tainting

What a Tainter does.

Man, I have been tainting so much recently! Feel these callus'!!

by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008