Teacher

Either the coolest person ever or the worst piece of shit you will ever meet, never in between.

1) I love my new history teacher he is so cool!
2) I fucking hate my math teacher she is such a bitch.

by Edgar_Deutschland January 01, 2015

Teacher

A dumbass ho who has some qualifications and Google who enjoys bullying less intelligent children to feel superior authority and gets mad racks for it.

Child 1 : I want to be a teacher when I'm older

Teacher : lose some weight, download google and where some sluty ass outfit for the students and you should be fine xxxx

by Lewis_from_the_lane January 25, 2018

teachers

people that attempt and complete to mind fuck childeren

teachers are absolute cunts

by AssLicker8497 May 29, 2019

Teacher

The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.

The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!

by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019

teachers

assholes who take your phones illegally and tells you that the bell doest release you I do

my teachers are assholes

by namedboi May 16, 2019

Teacher

Human being who enjoys teaching, and ruining your afternoon

This teacher gave us 2 packets of algebra

by Niggward June 11, 2019

Teacher

Demon's trying to give you jackshit exams and get you to work at Mcdonalds yet they give you fucking crippling depression from you learning your but of when you could be on Fortnite reporting stream snipers but no one answer incorrect and they are getting a leather belt out because they feed on your sadness

My teacher helps me learn at school

by That guy ryan September 22, 2019