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Flora-sympathy

To care more for plants than one does for humans, animals, or even ones self.
She felt flora-sympathy.
by Nixie Fae April 19, 2015
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Player's sympathy

An act of sympathy when a person that is winning by a great margin in a sports or other competitive activity "goes easy" to lessen the embarrassment or pain of the losing person(s).
Drew was winning 56-0 against Bill in Madden, so he showed Player's sympathy by easing up on coverage so that Bill could get on the board.
by rinktolink October 2, 2011
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Sympathy Slam

To perform the act of sex with a person as a sympathetic gesture, for reasons of either unattractiveness, or to break a plutonic relationship to make the other person feel better.
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Sympathetic

A Sympathetic person feels bad for EVERYONE. Including people who don't even deserve sympathy, like murderers on death-row. They have sympathy, and are pathetic.
Mom: (reading news paper) "Aww! that poor Richard Richard Heene !"
Son: "Mom! that freak was playing America! we were all running around, trying to keep his brat alive!"
Mom: "I know, but all he was trying to do was get a little show."
Son: "God mom. You are so sympathetic."
by ilovemypuggle#1 July 20, 2010
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Adoptive sympathy

1. When a child is adopted, EVERYONE has problems. The adoptee, the birthfamily, and...believe it or not, the adoptive family. The adoptive family is happy about adopting, don't get me wrong. But when you have "BABY STEALER!" and "YOUR NOT MY REAL PARENTS!" thrown in your face all day, you wonder why you didn't just try for a biological offspring.

2. Developing pregnancy symptoms when you are waiting for your adoptive child to come to your house. This is actually quite rare, and is not directly caused by adopting. If your desicsion to adopt is supported by friends and relitaves of the baby, you will probably not get it. This is actually caused by the stress of dealing with anti-adoption freaks and feeling like you arent a worthy parent because you didn't give birth to the child you are going to raise.
1.
Sally: Everyone suffers from adoption exept the adoptive family, because they have NO PROBLEMS while the other two triads are suffering.
Sue: Shut up. You don't know how it feels to get called a baby stealer and a fake mom all day.
Sally: So you deserve to feal bad, baby stealer.

2. Adoptive sympathy is no pleasent experience. But its worth adopting a child.

3. Adoptive parents need to say bye to their reputation and say hello to "fake" parenting.
by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010
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Sympathy Ham

Turning up at somoenes funeral, and instead of bringing a bunch of flowers or something, bringing a ham, with "Sorry For Your Loss" spelled out in cloves on it....
"Sorry for your loss Mary..... here's a ham, a sympathy ham...."
by Blathnaid April 9, 2010
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Undeserved Sympathy

Sympathy that is actually deserved because most wealthy homes are cesspools of abuse and alcoholism. But because the world believes when your rich you have everything, rich kids often don't obtain the sympathy they deserve.
Undeserved Sympathy: sympathy which should really be granted to the rich but is not due to shallow jealousy

I'm sorry we'll be in Aspen this week. Why don't you call your friends and ask them to come over.

Translation: I'm sorry we have the money to continue our search for entertainment instead of doing the job we're supposed to do in raising you. Why don't you look to others for your self esteem and nurturing.

We're going to the Reads Charity event, if you want something, Helda can make it for you.

Translation: Once again, we won't be home for nice dinners and family cooked meals, instead we'll leave you a kitchen full of food that has to be cooked and you can spend the evening listening to how much our staff doesn't like us.

I'll get you a job.

Translation: We weren't home or sober enough to make sure you learned the coping skills you'd need to survive in the world, so we'll call a friend and get you employment which will pay well but leave you souless because in your heart of hearts you'll know you don't deserve it.

I married a younger woman/man.

Translation: I didn't need respect from society because I have money, so I picked myself out a nice prostitute to be your stepmother.
by yachtclub101.blogspot.com September 29, 2010
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