life swinger

Someone who totally dominates life and makes the most of it. They are swinging through life in a good way, lucky them.

"Wow dude, that guy is a total life swinger. You can tell he gets a 95% and above on every test."

by smkjapidos November 9, 2018

Swinger

A person who does drifts donuts with their car, particularly ones at street side shows

I sold my car to a swinger from LA, i saw him doing donuts with it on the news

by NissanZ June 30, 2021

Bat Swinger

Someone who smokes a lot of weed

Hey man, you wanna swing some bat later? Yeah, i am a bat swinger after all!

by Ninjakarl November 20, 2017

swinger logistics

The act of coordinating multiple competing schedules to coordinate an orgy.

I want to set up an orgy with you guys, but my wife is in charge of swinger logistics, so I will have to check with her.

by Claymax2 January 22, 2016

knee swinger

To have a massive cock that swings at the knees

Wow, Bob you never told me you had a knee swinger.

by jresona January 3, 2024

Sleepytime Swinger

When an old person in a nursing home suddenly gets a surge of strength and starts throwing hands with a nurse.

Joey gave nurse Merissa a Sleepytime Swinger when she threatened to take away his ice cream.

by Tom Cruise Dawg May 24, 2025

Swingers adjacent

When you're willing to swing with only one other couple.

We are swingers adjacent, we only have sex occasionally with another couple

by Anabananaish July 3, 2025