Swiftie

A mental illness that should be part of the DSM-5
Joey: I heard Ashley is a swiftie, I hope she recovers.
by green_queen August 10, 2023
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A cult of mentally deranged species which have a similar appearance as a human being but have room temperature average IQ (in Celsius)
"Bro she's a 10 but she's a swiftie" "She's retarded"
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A word referring to someone who listens to white chick artists such as Taylor Swift or One Direction. They possess digital skillset of a boomer, but were born and raised as a Gen-Z.
Mike is such a Swiftie. Can't even upload an image on IG even though we showed them how to .
by danqii May 01, 2024
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The definition of a Swiftie is simply someone who is obsessed with Taylor Swift, who would probably sell their siblings off in the black market to get tickets to Taylor Swift’s concert, knows her song after hearing 2 seconds of it and if someday had kids would tell them her name when they point to the pictures.
They’re such a Swiftie for that
by Speaknowisunderrated January 11, 2023
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SWIFTIE

A person who supports or is obsessed with Taylor Swift, usually attacking anybody who says something a little mean about her.
Yea, Kayla is a SWIFTIE.
by someone you don't know irl :O December 29, 2024
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A swiftie is a person who is a huge fan of Taylor Swift. They might have her in their playlist, have room decor and know everything about the pop/country singer and songwriter.
" I am such a swiftie!"
by clairethecarrot January 19, 2023
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Swiftie (derogatory)
Noun
Probably the most terrifying person you could meet. They obsess over Taylor swift and it’s the only thing they listen to. Put two Swifties in a room and you will basically want to scream in agony because all they will talk about is Taylor swift and say things like “I’m in my speak now era 🤪” or “OMG guess what taytay song I’ve been listening to on loop”. Fear them, but be sure not to mention how ur not a taylor swift fan or they will bash you and probably give you death threats.
Omg did you see that Swiftie over there? She literally won’t shut up about Taylor swift and it’s impossible to hold a normal conversation with her.
by AntiSwift April 24, 2023
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