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Sexually sedentary

The opposite of sexually active, somewhat sexually inactive, characterized by little sexual exercise.
Welcome to your annual well woman exam Ms. Snyder, are you currently sexually active?

No, I wish...I’m actually more sexually sedentary.
by Kansas Sas June 8, 2018
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Shederosexual

Heterosexual men that enjoy drinking and partying in sheds.
You guys having a shederosexual night tonight?
by Curtsmcsquirt April 22, 2010
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sederp

(verb) To attempt to seduce someone only to end up messing up by falling on your face, tripping, making a weird face or any other form of derping.
Cassidy: I tried to seduce that cute guy at the museum but I accidentally tripped on one of the exhibit ropes.
Liz: Ha! You did a good job at sederping him.
by the mitten November 21, 2010
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Sudden Pancake

The very unfortunate state in which, following a violent sneeze or cough (or, as has happened, both), one loses control of their bowels and, effectively, shits themselves. It may not be much in volume, but it is terrifying in aspect; when one looses themselves... a fart that follows through.
"What happened to Geoff?"
"He sneezed so violently that he made a sudden pancake!"
by Vengeful Spirit December 14, 2012
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sudden werewolf

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you bust a nut but she keeps sucking as to not miss a drop and u suddenly let out what sounds like a werewolf howl because it is such killer head.
Dude last night Sarah sucked my dick so good that it turned me into a sudden werewolf and the neighbors came over because the heard all the commotion .
by Ricky westside May 26, 2016
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Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism

An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."

Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."
by specialneedsbear June 8, 2018
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sederik

A smexy lookin boy with decent hair good at sports and usually likes girls shorter than him
Damn Sederik finessed everyone again
by Philly Willy billy May 9, 2018
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