pocket stream

Masterbate into a ziplock bag and keep it in your pocket in order to bring luck at a game of billards.

Alternatively, surreptitiously dipping your testicals in melted velveeta with rotel and have your girlfriend sprinkle bread crumbs on them while you go to sleep. There is no Cumming allowed.

I got my pocket stream ready for pool tonight.

by johny dingo October 28, 2013

Streaming Error

When a male human tries to urinate into a toilet, from the standing position, and misses. Usually when having to go in the middle of the night while still half intoxicated.

Dude, I hope you mom isn't going to be to upset, I had a streaming error in her bathroom and filled her shelf full of decorative knickknacks with my steaming piss

by chucky-x March 30, 2011

solid stream

When you or a friend does not remove their headset while on any game chat and goes to take a pee with a very consistent flow receives the feed back "Solid stream." from another member of the party. Can also apply when guys leave the door open while peeing and can be heard from the other room.

Streamer-"How's the stream?"
Friend-"Solid stream!"

by Afriendlyghost3 November 20, 2020

Stream Honker

When someone utilises the horn feature within vehicles in the online battle game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS, specifically in the presence of online streamers to either annoy, troll or aggravate the streamer/audience.

Guy #1: Did you check out Tim's stream last night?
Guy #2: Yep. Annoying stream honker followed him around all night.
Guy #1: Seriously?... f**k those guys.

by atalkingpie August 25, 2017

dual stream

After a night of dipping your dilly-wag multiple times, the love-juice excretions solidify on the Willy's eye... When nature calls (usually sooner if alcohol is involved), the male cautiously prepares to expel the undesired kidney extract (usually in a toilet). If lucky, a dual stream is presented. The goal is then to manage both streams for as long as possible without...
1) Collapsing the stream, thus 'Crossing the Streams', which is extremely bad!
2) Wielding any of the streams off-target. If the streams get too wide for the bowl, you fail!

The other night I held a dual stream for 25 seconds, both with equal power and no collapse!

by deadlock_timeout February 5, 2010

Crossing the Stream

A guy peeing in a toilet while his girlfriend (girl) sit on the toilet and pees at the same time.... The action is the girl sit on the toilet while the guy sits on her lap opens her legs and pees at the same time. The position on the man and women is that one the urine flows the 2 two streams of urine intersect each other.

Dude.... I saw my girl talking a piss so then I went and sat in her lap and we were crossing the streams.

by assummeddead September 7, 2013

Stream walls

When they tell you to stream the best album in the world which clears your acné.

Hey could you recommend a good album to listen to?

"yeah, stream walls by louis tomlinson"

by streamwallsbylwt91 September 4, 2020