Brown Straw

Taking a straw and blowing cocaine into another's butt.

"I took the brown straw to her butt and blew!"

by Beachwood June 18, 2016

First straw

A minor inconvenience. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Oops. Just spilt some coffee on my copy of the morning memo. I guess that’s the first straw.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

play with straws

1. gay kid
2. weird kid
3. has problems
4. retarded

spencer, you play with straws.

by spencer kornspan December 15, 2017

Human Straw

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.

Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw

by Stranger that nobody cares for July 11, 2022

boob straw

A woman's nipple

Look at the boob straws on that one!

by pirates-running-amok April 18, 2019

Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

by Elephant27 January 7, 2020

Life Straw

When you have a threesome with one girl and two dudes you ejaculate in the guy. You then proceed to suck out the nut butter and spit it into the woman cooter.

The other night we performed a life straw and now my wife’s pregnant..

by J and J productions April 3, 2023