Michael Steele Second

A Michael Steele Second is destined to replace the New York Second as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.

A New York Second is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.

A Michael Steele Second is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.

Man 1: If I were offered that job, I’d have said yes in a Michael Steele Second!

Man 2: You and me both!

by Politic Ric November 10, 2010

Pittsburgh Steelers

The only team in the NFL right now to win 6 Super Bowls. They now have more Super Bowl championships than anyone in the league today and it'll probably stay that way for a while.

I bet those Cardinals fans were thinking they were gonna win their first Super Bowl at 2:37 in the 4th quarter up 3 points. Too bad the Pittsburgh Steelers had to take a dump on their chest and made a drive down the field in the last 2 minutes.

by bakfromon February 1, 2009

steeley dick

When you wake up next to some chick you don't recognize, you're hung over, she wants to go again, and you're morning wood throbs so hard it triggers sharp pains in your head.

I had steeley dick when I woke up with that high school chick until I realized she was jailbait. Then I had uber steeley dick.

by ducky May 11, 2004

Steelers

Jamies boots. Similar to boots used in a work place where toes can get pwn3d.

When Jamie kicked me with his steelers, i wanted to cry.

by Ihatesteelers April 3, 2007

[pittsburgh steelers]

An NFL team with a fan-base that completely optimizes the term "front runner." The steelers stadium "Heinz Field" has undoubtedly the worst turf in all of professional sports. Also some fans of the steelers are proud to call their team "the stillers" even though they dont realize that everyone else thinks they sound like a dumbass hilljack. Also a team that Joey Porter once played for, the reigning biggest piece of overrated shit in the NFL, Porter has made himself a career of getting put on his ass by Kellen Winslow Jr. ESPN analyst such as John Clayton and Merril Hodge absolutely blow the steelers, regardless of their record. Iron City Beer is lower class then Natural Light. In summary, a team with a percentage of fans that are truely legit fans however the majority of the fan base is made up of "fans" of a team that plays on a compost pile.

Before the 2007 NFL Season.

Ignorant pittsburgh steelers fan roommate-Santonio Holmes will have more kick returning yards and touchdowns then Josh Cribbs.

After the 2007 NFL season- Josh Cribbs is named to the Pro Bowl as the AFC's kick returner

by k2dynamo October 20, 2008

steeler

stee-ler |stē-lur|
noun
person who fetishizes having steel or other metal objects inserted into their body, orifice not necessary.

I was into this really hot woman-piece, took her back to her place and found out she was a steeler. Her comments about my toolbox were sexy, at first. I'll never look at a socket wrench the same way...

by JamesonXFauntleroy April 1, 2011

Steelers

The 'Illawarra Steelers' are an NRL team from the good old day, st george and illawarra have now joined forces and are known as the St George Illawarra Dragons.
The junior team is still known as Illawarra Steelers though.
Hopefully Illawarra and St George will break into their own teams again and the Steelers will kick ass!

The Illawarra Steelers are the best.
Most of the dragons are from illawarra, they'd kick ass in their own team.

by John Johnathan Johnson September 30, 2006