f-stat

fucker stop this acronyms thing (Something you can say to a person who is using a lot of acronyms/abbreviations (irony) )

Tom: Wtf man! GFAT. Otherwise KMN!

You: Dude f-stat

by codezilla October 7, 2011

New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021

ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).

“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”

by jjjosh April 22, 2018

Stats geek

Someone who thinks everyone should think in terms of statistics about everything, instead of thinking for themselves about all sides of it.

The stats geek was mad about people not thinking the way he/she did, or wanting what he/she wanted.

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2020

B-money-stats

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.

"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"

by Martinx94 May 5, 2016

stat wars

the guy who made fysc popular and everyone forgot about because the fysc stuff broke.

Wow! Stat Wars is streaming today! Forget HEXZD!

by NyloxGYTLOL May 12, 2024

STAT

Home of the Falcons, Woodinville Highschool brings it upon them selves to categorize even within the group of jocks. STAT is exclusively for the douchbags as it stands for SEXY TALL ATHLETIC ON TEAM. Pretty much if ur in STAT ur “da shit” however if ur in GOT or ROT not so much. Perfect for homophobic white woodinville, GOT stands for GAYEST ON TEAM. And then there is ROT... not sure how or when this became a thing but pretty much the stoners and clowns on the team found a catagory for themselves, and that is Redneck on team. Pretty much for the people going nowhere in life after highschool....

Woodinville Highschool- the home for the mighty falcons but only really a home if ur white, rich, skinny, smoke weed, the girls are obsessed with vodka and throwing themselves at guys, the dudes only care about getting sloppy top, making fun of others, and their sports. STAT

by Purplehairdontcare February 16, 2019