A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan December 13, 2024
#stats is the place where RuneScript was developed and is also home to some developers. The room consists of a dolphin, a bucket, a werewolf, a gender-confused man, a teal clay man, a runite battle-axe, a printer, a candle of Pink Sugar and many more interesting freaks.
by AlexBucket April 03, 2008
1: “Yooo that was insane”
2: “what was?”
1: “I just took an endless stat, I thought I was gonna be in there forever man”
2: “what was?”
1: “I just took an endless stat, I thought I was gonna be in there forever man”
by yugiohfanaccount11 April 12, 2022
A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.
by deepspace9mm September 05, 2021
by NyloxGYTLOL May 12, 2024
by GG X Branch February 24, 2021
A homosexual act in which an individual has sexual relations with multiple other individuals within a short interval of time, with the ritual often being for the individual to exclaim "Stat that!" post-coitus with the final individual in the streak, and in future conversations regarding said streak.
by seyahsupreme January 15, 2022