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Get the certified straight sexual mug.1. One who has the characteristics of a hobbit.
2. Someone who lives in a little village in a cottage and raps about how hard life is.
2. Someone who lives in a little village in a cottage and raps about how hard life is.
"Dude, Coach Morganstern is like totally Straight Outta the Shire."
Guy 1: That fag is a rapper?
Guy 2: Yeah hes straight outta the shire, ya dig?
Guy 1: Stfu
Guy 1: That fag is a rapper?
Guy 2: Yeah hes straight outta the shire, ya dig?
Guy 1: Stfu
by Robbie Hobby June 25, 2009
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by Strait as a rainbow January 28, 2016
Get the Straight as a rainbow mug.A haircare tool that looks like a pair of barbecue tongs. There are two bits of metal on the inside of the 'tongs', and when you plug the straightener in, flick 'On', and select how hot you want it to go, the bits of metal will become extremely hot. DO NOT be a dumbass and grab the wrong side (I've never done that - ahem). Brush your hair out, add some heat protection balm or spray if you don't want your hair to fry, and then select a half-inch amount of hair, and clamp the two sides of the straightener together, running down the hair. Do this a few times and the hair will be left looking straight. The hotter the setting, the straigher your hair will be, but it will also be more damaging. Hair straightening is easier on thin hair than thick hair.
When the straightening is finished, mist your hair with hair spray, gloss sheen, a/o other styling products. If it's a misty or humid day outside your hair will instantly puff up and frizz as soon as you step outside -- this is why you need to make sure you're straightening your hair on a day that is pretty dry and sunny.
Your straight hair will last until you take a shower and wash your hair. If you're lucky, the hair will be left in the exact same condition as you started out with. If you're not so lucky, your hair will be left looking like you stuck a finger in an electric socket until you go to the hairdresser and get a deep conditioning treatment.
When the straightening is finished, mist your hair with hair spray, gloss sheen, a/o other styling products. If it's a misty or humid day outside your hair will instantly puff up and frizz as soon as you step outside -- this is why you need to make sure you're straightening your hair on a day that is pretty dry and sunny.
Your straight hair will last until you take a shower and wash your hair. If you're lucky, the hair will be left in the exact same condition as you started out with. If you're not so lucky, your hair will be left looking like you stuck a finger in an electric socket until you go to the hairdresser and get a deep conditioning treatment.
The best hair straighteners to use are the ceramic ones. The ionic ones are good too, and let's not forget the mother of all hair straightners, CHI.
by Angelacia July 7, 2007
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Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.
Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.
"They came from behind!"
by CannibalGuppy June 3, 2004
Get the starfighter pilot mug.A musical duo formed by Youtube-star Terroja Kincaid (The Amazing Atheist) and Cody Weber. Together they've appeared in three videos on Youtube, all titled "BEST SONGS EVER". In these videos, TJ is singing, while Weber plays guitar and sometimes bass. In "BEST SONGS EVER 3", the duo also have a guest appearance of Cody Weber's brother playing guitar. They also have another video called "BONE US SONGS" consisting of tracks that apparently were too graphic for Youtube.
The Straight Effs have also released an EP consisting of four of their songs.
Lyrically, their songs are mostly about stereotyping, alcohol, drugs, sex, rape, murder, violence, homosexuality politics and rebellion against the system. The songs varies from almost metal-like singing with heavy guitar riffs, to romantic ballads.
The Straight Effs have also released an EP consisting of four of their songs.
Lyrically, their songs are mostly about stereotyping, alcohol, drugs, sex, rape, murder, violence, homosexuality politics and rebellion against the system. The songs varies from almost metal-like singing with heavy guitar riffs, to romantic ballads.
"The Straight Effs is the shit!"
"Remeber that time that your dad molested you?"
"Fuck the civilians, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"Ever since I fucked my sister she's been acting kind of strange."
"Call the number on your screen, cuz we can get you more money and bitches than Charlie Sheen."
"When I ride a horse I need a separate horse from my big fat fucking dick!"
"Remeber that time that your dad molested you?"
"Fuck the civilians, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"Ever since I fucked my sister she's been acting kind of strange."
"Call the number on your screen, cuz we can get you more money and bitches than Charlie Sheen."
"When I ride a horse I need a separate horse from my big fat fucking dick!"
by koriboy October 9, 2011
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