'stache

Slang for a thick, manly mustache that reaches to each corner of the lips perfectly; a 'stache is always well groomed.

- Hey Jeffrey, that 'stache is freakin' thick!
- Thanks, gurl.

by Fat Cat Gaberino June 3, 2010

Stacked Like A Chimney

Used for a male who is well endowed,The Penis is long as well as thick.

Eric has a Big Dick! He's 9 inches long and has a girth of 7 inches! Damn that Dudes Stacked Like A Chimney!

by Karianne November 19, 2007

Stacked Out

Ridiculously busy. In Over your head.

Pete: Yo dude, you coming to the gig tonight?
Sam: Sorry bud, I'm Stacked out with coursework.

by Munky23 November 20, 2012

Perve Stache

The first mustache on a young man, or the one and only mustache on a creeper.

"Look at that greasy Perve Stache on the man. He must be a pedofile!"

by The Guy that lives in a box September 30, 2009

stacked in the back

A girl who has ONE HELL OF A MOTHER LOAD of an ass. One girl who's ass is the size of fat bastard and makes all the boys drool and say "DAMMMN BABY!!"

Damn baby your so stacked in the back!!

by Marykate June 24, 2005

muff-stache

The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).

Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.

by El Dudereeno December 14, 2008

Pedo stache

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.

Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"

by BamBamKam November 30, 2014