Squidwards nose

My fat soggy penis

My soggy penis is squidwards nose

by KelandSmith February 19, 2020

Squidwarding a CPU

The act of taking a CPU (central processing unit) from a computer (preferably from AMD) and smashing it so it bends the pins curving upwards like Squidward's legs.

"Dude the pins are all fucked up"
"Dude when I get home I'm Squidwarding a CPU"

by CthulhuOgrelord November 16, 2020

hot squidward

when depositing lotion on your hand and telling your friends, "hey ya'll what does it look like?" and one replies...(me) it looks like squidward came in your hand, in a more general sense, when one cums in his/her lovers hand.

Gimmie a hot squidward baby, i dont have a condom for you to cum in anyway!

by carvaggio'z boi May 11, 2006

Doin The Squidward

When your Girlfreind cheats on you with three differnt guys at the same time.

Yo man, I just broke up with my girl cause I heard she was Doin the squidward with John, Donnie & Steve behind my back.

by Hollyy' MaliBu B April 08, 2011

squidward in a chair

a cancerous meme that will make you suicidal so,DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT I'M WARNING YOU!!!!!!

OMG did you see that squidward in a chair one hour version

by Fellow_Germans_unite! February 01, 2018

Squidward’s Clarinet

When a girl blows her man’s dick like a clarinet, and licking the tip like a reed

Yo Ashley hit me wit da Squidward’s Clarinet last night bruh

by VileAnalDonkey June 06, 2018

squidward titties

When a girls titties sag or hang low and look like squidwards nose

Her tinder profile looked fire. But then I met her and she had those squidward titties.

by 2derpus November 07, 2018