shizzaster

Noun. Similar in meaning to the word 'disaster', as they are both used when discussing calamitous occasions, however a 'shizzaster' is more gangsta.

Person A: Oh, boy... I just spilled my soda!
Person B: What a shizzaster!!!

by Your Mother's Mother's Dad's Friend February 26, 2008

Shizzle on my nizzle

Translates to "Slob on my knob".
Refers to oral sex

Shizzle on my nizzle

by Warren November 14, 2003

fo' shizzle my swizzle

"fo shizzle ma swizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah sweezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah sweetie" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my sweetheart"

regular dude: "you wanna go eat some food?"
cool lady: "fo' shizzle my swizzle"

by wu-chang clan August 27, 2009

Shizzel

the frizzy paper stuff on the side of a piece of paper that you pull out of a notebook.

"When my math teacher collected my homework, she asked me to remove the shizzel from my paper."

by Some person... December 8, 2006

fo shizzle my wizzle

it means i concur whole heartedly with you my white african american sista or brother!

fo shizzle my wizzle on the dizzle

by foreverandaday September 3, 2004

fo shizzle my wizzle

the white version of fo shizzle my nizzle

do you wanna fuck in the backseat?
fo shizzle my wizzle!!

by Kelsey November 17, 2004

shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002