Spud Nugget

anyone under the age of 18

that twelve year old is such a spud nugget

my kid brother is such a spud nugget

by pinkfluffyunicorn November 25, 2011

spud monkey

Dropping a fat shit or rippin ass

Man I just dropped a fat spud monkey

by ratty316 December 30, 2020

Spuds Mckenzie

Oral sex from an Irish girl with a mouthfull of mashed potatos and gravy.

I hooked up with that chick last night at Murph's- she gave me a classic Spuds McKenzie.

by drbinshore May 13, 2010

spud gun

A highly offensive term used to describe one who indiscriminantly sprays ejaculate onto common household items.

I'm not going to use a towel at that Spud gun's house, and especially not his remote control!

by agienne September 10, 2007

Butt Spud

When a girl has crusty build up in her ass crack. Depending on the size they can be called "crater tots". If you slam her cheeks together, you can make "chips".

"She had so many butt spuds, you could go "bobbing for tots" all night long."

by No Ugos August 25, 2013

spud cakes

Male ejaculant

joe: Tom were you making spud cakes last night i tried to call you
tom: i was with my girlfriend and she milked me for all im worth

by Mcfiend March 12, 2014

Spud Sticks

Thin fried potatoes. Also as chips or French fries.

I'll get the burger and spud Sticks.

by PotatoAddict November 24, 2020