A spork is the most awesome eating utensil known to man. It is the combination of a spoon and a fork and should be used to eat corn. Because corn is equally awesome.
by Sporkey McAwesome March 20, 2008

Codeword for banned. It originated on Gothic.net, where if a user is banned, their user title is changed to "eyeball SPORKED!", therefore to get 'sporked' means to get banned from something.
The admins at Gothic.net sporked their own mods! Trolls are starting to seep in and the site is dying. Let's find a way to save it.
by Hand Hanzo (ikarileaderbjk mirror) July 28, 2006

the random shaving of a northern-himalayan yak, usually involving some sort of anal penetration involving cheese-whiz.........yep
by readermcneil July 29, 2008

by The Dave September 25, 2008

a horribly racist and derogatory term for that certain type of foreigners: you know who im talking about
Ernest: duuude goddamn sporks comming up in our country taking our jobs. who the fuck do they think they are??
Timmy: yeahh umm a spork is actually a hybrid between a fork and a spoon so i have no idea what your talking about.
Ernest: shut the fuck up.
Timmy: yeahh umm a spork is actually a hybrid between a fork and a spoon so i have no idea what your talking about.
Ernest: shut the fuck up.
by ignatiusreilly May 16, 2009

by Abbehh April 30, 2009
