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Spork

A spork is the most awesome eating utensil known to man. It is the combination of a spoon and a fork and should be used to eat corn. Because corn is equally awesome.
Paco used his spork to scoop the corn on his plate and then to stab the last few delicious pieces.
by Sporkey McAwesome March 20, 2008
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sporked

Codeword for banned. It originated on Gothic.net, where if a user is banned, their user title is changed to "eyeball SPORKED!", therefore to get 'sporked' means to get banned from something.
The admins at Gothic.net sporked their own mods! Trolls are starting to seep in and the site is dying. Let's find a way to save it.
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spork

the random shaving of a northern-himalayan yak, usually involving some sort of anal penetration involving cheese-whiz.........yep
"I just shaved my Yak..and I'm all out of Cheese Whiz...shitty...oh yeah...spork
by readermcneil July 29, 2008
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Spork

Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker
Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.
by The Dave September 25, 2008
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spork

a horribly racist and derogatory term for that certain type of foreigners: you know who im talking about
Ernest: duuude goddamn sporks comming up in our country taking our jobs. who the fuck do they think they are??

Timmy: yeahh umm a spork is actually a hybrid between a fork and a spoon so i have no idea what your talking about.

Ernest: shut the fuck up.
by ignatiusreilly May 16, 2009
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Spork

A spoon. And a fork. Combined. Making... a spork. Duhh! ;
"Ugh. You're SUCH a spork."
by Abbehh April 30, 2009
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spork

ie: ikkle spork, my ikkle spork
by sporkman November 7, 2008
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