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sphincter trunk

Size up your sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree you arsehole, shit just got in your way
Size up your sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree you arsehole, shit just got in your way
by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023
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Sphincter Burp

A toxic, disgusting, vile fart on steroids.
If you smell one, you will die.
Jimmy: farts
Tom: sniffs. "Do you smell that?"
Jimmy: smirking "noooo"
Tom: face turns green. Throws up
Jimmy: "OH GOD! ITS EVERYWHERE!"
Tom: coughs up blood and a piece of his lung. "Looks like my times up. Bt dubs dont ever release a sphincter burp dumbass. You hold it in." dies
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sphincter memory

Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.
Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.
by Torbert April 4, 2021
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propagated sphincter

Chesterton Academy student 1: Hahaha shut up and go give him a propagated sphincter
Chesterton Academy student 2: Maybe we could do it on the lawn mower
by Tdawgderel October 18, 2022
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sphincter cruncher

Something that scares you so much you suck your ass hole inside out
The new roller coaster at magic mountain is a real sphincter cruncher!!!
by one ass face March 3, 2011
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sphincter it out

To clench your sphincter to push out the last contents of your bladder or bowels.
"I felt like there was still more piss in me, so I kept pushing until I sphinctered out the tail of it."
"Hey, we're waiting to use the crapper, so sphincter it out already!"
by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016
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