Size up your sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree you arsehole, shit just got in your way
Size up your sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree you arsehole, shit just got in your way
by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023

Jimmy: farts
Tom: sniffs. "Do you smell that?"
Jimmy: smirking "noooo"
Tom: face turns green. Throws up
Jimmy: "OH GOD! ITS EVERYWHERE!"
Tom: coughs up blood and a piece of his lung. "Looks like my times up. Bt dubs dont ever release a sphincter burp dumbass. You hold it in." dies
Tom: sniffs. "Do you smell that?"
Jimmy: smirking "noooo"
Tom: face turns green. Throws up
Jimmy: "OH GOD! ITS EVERYWHERE!"
Tom: coughs up blood and a piece of his lung. "Looks like my times up. Bt dubs dont ever release a sphincter burp dumbass. You hold it in." dies
by Exquisitine Buble-Schwinslow August 3, 2016

Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.
bowel movement.
Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.
by Torbert April 4, 2021

Chesterton Academy student 1: Hahaha shut up and go give him a propagated sphincter
Chesterton Academy student 2: Maybe we could do it on the lawn mower
Chesterton Academy student 2: Maybe we could do it on the lawn mower
by Tdawgderel October 18, 2022

by Wangwapper September 5, 2018

by one ass face March 3, 2011

"I felt like there was still more piss in me, so I kept pushing until I sphinctered out the tail of it."
"Hey, we're waiting to use the crapper, so sphincter it out already!"
"Hey, we're waiting to use the crapper, so sphincter it out already!"
by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016
