Sphincter Plinko

(sfink-ter plinck-o)

The act of having a group of people bent over naked around you in a circle, and then using your erection to penetrate different anus' quickly and briefly at random.

"Oh man, my Friday night was awesome! We had a couple people over, had a few drinks, and played Sphincter Plinko. Talk about putting some stank on it, Yeah Boi!!"

by FuzzyDunnlopp March 19, 2017

Sphincter Soup

You leave some alphabet soup on the stove to heat up as you bend your partner over the armrest of a couch, you then pry their butthole open very wide and use something to keep it open. Once the soup is piping hot you take it and pour it inside of their dark abyss, causing an excruciatingly painful burning sensation that will leave them(me) squirming, writhing and groaning in pain or maybe even pleasure if they're anything like me. ;) Then you put ice cubes in the burning hot soup to cool it down faster, which in turn causes a painful contrast between the heat and the cold. After it cools some down you indulge on the delicious but slightly poopy vegetables and alphabet noodles, you slowly scrape up the side with the spoon making their sphincter quiver. Once you've got all the goods out you butt chug the rest of the poopy juice and they quickly run to the bathroom before the remainder of the poopy soup spills out of them all over the floor.

Chill bro: I can't wait to butt chug some sphincter soup out of your fart box later.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.

by largescaleterroristattack69420 May 5, 2023

spencer sphincter

the muscle that controls the poop flow in people named spencer

spencer used the bathroom and his body loosened his spencer sphincter so the poop would come out

by FlashlightMemelord October 21, 2018

Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.

I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.

by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010

sphincter sailor

somone who likes it up the butt... AKA butt pirate

justin beiber is such a sphincter sailor. he will love getting prison fucked

by southpaw365 May 2, 2014

Sphincter Burp

A toxic, disgusting, vile fart on steroids.
If you smell one, you will die.

Jimmy: farts
Tom: sniffs. "Do you smell that?"
Jimmy: smirking "noooo"
Tom: face turns green. Throws up
Jimmy: "OH GOD! ITS EVERYWHERE!"
Tom: coughs up blood and a piece of his lung. "Looks like my times up. Bt dubs dont ever release a sphincter burp dumbass. You hold it in." dies

by Exquisitine Buble-Schwinslow August 3, 2016

sphincter it out

To clench your sphincter to push out the last contents of your bladder or bowels.

"I felt like there was still more piss in me, so I kept pushing until I sphinctered out the tail of it."
"Hey, we're waiting to use the crapper, so sphincter it out already!"

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016