by GreenBird23 April 27, 2011
Chesterton Academy student 1: Hahaha shut up and go give him a propagated sphincter
Chesterton Academy student 2: Maybe we could do it on the lawn mower
Chesterton Academy student 2: Maybe we could do it on the lawn mower
by Tdawgderel October 18, 2022
1}"Hey darling, did you forget to flush the toilet
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"
2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"
2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"
by bgdeee December 05, 2007
by southpaw365 March 24, 2014
Size up your sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree you arsehole, shit just got in your way
Size up your sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree you arsehole, shit just got in your way
by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023
Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.
bowel movement.
Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.
by Torbert April 04, 2021
You leave some alphabet soup on the stove to heat up as you bend your partner over the armrest of a couch, you then pry their butthole open very wide and use something to keep it open. Once the soup is piping hot you take it and pour it inside of their dark abyss, causing an excruciatingly painful burning sensation that will leave them(me) squirming, writhing and groaning in pain or maybe even pleasure if they're anything like me. ;) Then you put ice cubes in the burning hot soup to cool it down faster, which in turn causes a painful contrast between the heat and the cold. After it cools some down you indulge on the delicious but slightly poopy vegetables and alphabet noodles, you slowly scrape up the side with the spoon making their sphincter quiver. Once you've got all the goods out you butt chug the rest of the poopy juice and they quickly run to the bathroom before the remainder of the poopy soup spills out of them all over the floor.
Chill bro: I can't wait to butt chug some sphincter soup out of your fart box later.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.
by largescaleterroristattack69420 May 06, 2023