sphincter sailor

somone who likes it up the butt... AKA butt pirate

justin beiber is such a sphincter sailor. he will love getting prison fucked

by southpaw365 May 2, 2014

spencer sphincter

the muscle that controls the poop flow in people named spencer

spencer used the bathroom and his body loosened his spencer sphincter so the poop would come out

by FlashlightMemelord October 21, 2018

Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.

I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.

by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010

sphincter trunk

Size up your sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree you arsehole, shit just got in your way

Size up your sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree you arsehole, shit just got in your way

by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023

sphincter cruncher

Something that scares you so much you suck your ass hole inside out

The new roller coaster at magic mountain is a real sphincter cruncher!!!

by one ass face March 3, 2011

Sphincter Burp

A toxic, disgusting, vile fart on steroids.
If you smell one, you will die.

Jimmy: farts
Tom: sniffs. "Do you smell that?"
Jimmy: smirking "noooo"
Tom: face turns green. Throws up
Jimmy: "OH GOD! ITS EVERYWHERE!"
Tom: coughs up blood and a piece of his lung. "Looks like my times up. Bt dubs dont ever release a sphincter burp dumbass. You hold it in." dies

by Exquisitine Buble-Schwinslow August 3, 2016

Sphincter Slapped

1. The act of being repetitively struck on the anus with devastating force.

2. Before preforming anal sex with a back door virgin, you spank her rectum to "tenderize" or "loosen" the anus for easier penetration

1 ex. "Yea man, last night at dinner Hillary got me Sphincter Slapped when she told my parents about my herion addiction."

2 ex. "While in bed with Hilary the other day i flipped her over and Sphincter Slapped her for anal preparation."

by DoppelBanger6969696969696969 July 6, 2011