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pussy spelunking

To find, discover and explore all the cracks, crevasses, tunnels and chasms of a womans underworld...seeking the treasure within. From the novice to the expert, do not begin your decent without the proper equipment. Recommended are tools for deep water breathing and good traction are a must, in addition to saftey gear. The environment can be anywhere from slippery to small lakes and rivers. Areas are subject to change quickly. Have no expectations for the proper amount of time for exploration. Take your time and happy spelunking!
Sorry i missed the party. I went pussy spelunking.
by Pyro67 August 18, 2023
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Spelunking

When you sneeze and fart at the same time
I couldn't stop spelunking after eating taco bell yesterday
by Whatshisface80 May 4, 2023
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Nether Spelunking

The act of teaming up (or going solo) and raiding the nether in minecraft for valuable materials, such as Exp, Blaze Rods, Ancient Debris, etc
Hey, wanna go nether spelunking?
Nah, I need to enchant my armor first.
by Mr. Enderman February 6, 2020
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Sugar Spelunking

When a Boomer visits a Millennial and the Millennial offers the Boomer coffee, and the Boomer asks for sugar. The Millennial will then be forced to hunt down the sugar in their pantry, a calcified half pound bag inside a baggie inside a Tupperware container stuffed somewhere in the back on the bottom shelf behind the disaster supplies.

This also applies when a Boomer visits you and you try to serve them a bowl of cereal, strawberries, tea, iced tea or grapefruit.
Honey, Bob asked for coffee: I'm going Sugar Spelunking.
by OffHisMeds July 22, 2020
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Spelunked

The term used for when you die, have a close call, or get hit multiple times in an outrageous and whimsically bombastic way in Spelunky Classic, Spelunky HD, or Spelunky 2.
"Ah, man. I just got Spelunked."
by GagePatoine June 9, 2022
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Spelunking

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a dump with your legs closed and flushing the toilet after to receive Poseidon’s Kiss.
Sick night dude, Amber and I went spelunking!
by NeverHaveIEverGone4 September 7, 2022
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spelunker

Guy 1: "hey man, I'm thinking about becoming a full-time spelunker."

Guy 2: "How the fuck did you get in my house?"
by Not videogamedunkey November 9, 2022
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