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speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.
My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.
by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012
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the speedy muffler

When a man is about to recieve oral sex, he asks his partner a random question. As his partner begins to reply, the man then forces his penis into their partner's mouth unexpectedly, so as to produce muffled sounds of protest.
Cathy would not shut up earlier today, so i put her in her place with the speedy muffler.
by Mecha_Tyler May 22, 2010
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Speedy McMayer

1. Someone who is as fast as the flash
Woah, Speedy McMayer is running in lightspeed.
by dheids March 8, 2017
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Speedy

Usually a cringy kid that fucks cats as a hobby.
Did you see that guy? They say he's a speedy.
by Oh.hi.dudes. February 12, 2018
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Speedy

When you slide your dick into your partners vagina very swiftly with great wetness and is very sexually satisfying, Chances are, if you do it on your partner theyโ€™ll be a Moana lisa
I pulled a speedy on her last night and she proposed to me the next morning
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speedys toes

these toes are the greatest toes ever in mythological verses these are known as a delicousy to most cousins
by Kwias November 23, 2021
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Speedy Gonzales

While the term Speedy Gonzales has roots in the Mexican community that may be of questionable benefit to them culturally, and is well-known north of the border as a mouse of extraordinary prowess in making Sylvester the cat look foolish, he was also the subject of a 1962 song by Pat Boone, where he is a playboy leaving his family in the lurch, and a rarer song by The Wurzels, where he is located in Somerset, UK, with the same problem, but "anglicized".
Speedy Gonzales as a British bad boy ends up having to get British groceries instead of Mexican ones, gets green stamps with his scrumpy (hard cider), etc. It is quite a giggle, as are most of The Wurzels songs.
by Geekausaurus September 15, 2013
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