by DollaBill138 July 4, 2019

Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.
Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."
by GewahltEin July 11, 2014

by Speedys October 26, 2019

by Speedy Knuckler August 29, 2017

by Casey Meadowlake September 24, 2016

Speedy McReedy is the formal term used when a person or animal reaches a speed which most find unattainable (Usually around 100 MPH).
by RestMcArms July 8, 2019

When a woman is fucking a mans face whilst reaching back to grab his dick and use it as a rudder all the while using her other hand to beat her chest and mimic the sound of a silver back gorilla.
"The party was fully sick bro...I saw ol mate Tim being abused by that MILF hard core. Im sure she was doin the Speedy Gorilla"
by Lorraine Haul April 2, 2024
